琉ちゃん守り隊 : 男女共同参画の勉強

琉ちゃん守り隊 : 男女共同参画の勉強

HOW TO SATISFY

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME:

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,
fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize,
bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console,
purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond,
anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice,
ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain,
charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige,
fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel,
ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse,
fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish,
upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand,
jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse,
resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm,
allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt,
commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle,
snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib,
salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like
a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle,
hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly,
don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle,
squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk,
keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate,
gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold,
blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast,
enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.



HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME:

Show up naked.



Thx to Lynne

Saturday, May 06, 2006 Hmm..

Im banging my head against the wall now, really. Not because of drugs or anything but the way my leaders are going about in the press about the bridge. They keep pointing to the fact that in order for us to build the bridge, we have to sell our sand and airspace to Spore, and on top of that we have to look at the agreement of 1961, 1962 and 1965 that we had with them. And they keep saying we are right (re: their decision) over and over again? They even get the cabinet to reaffirm? But why?? I always get suspicious when they do that. The people asked for coffee and all the people get is plain water. How about giving us some real answers to some real issues, like how did we get to the part where we have to sell our sand and our airspace for constructing a bridge on our side of the territory..?? Or how did the situations become so impossible that the only way to go was to quit on the bridge. Or how the 1961, 1962 and 1965 Agreement managed to sneak in to become the main stumbling block? Those agreement and all their impossibilities were there for us to see and read, long before we started negotiating...so what was the deal then ? Did we have a plan? Was hope our main and only plan? Aarrrghh!!!

I hope.., no! I pray ~ they (our leaders) are missing the point by choice, meaning they chose to miss the point, for whatever reason. I hate wetting in my pant.

Release date: 23 October, 2003

Hmm..Part II

why do people lie about the fact they're seeing more than one person and why is it of popular opinion that when dating, one should date monogamously. What makes dating monogamously more glorified than dating serially...

Release date: 02 October, 2004

Monday, May 15, 2006 I prefer coffee ...

Remember Murphys Law? If things can go wrong, it will go wrong and any attempt to do nothing, so nothing can go wrong, will go wrong.

Hmm..it seems like everything will go wrong without real planning. Scary eh?, but I always (well, almost) shoot first and aim later (not w/o thinking tho). My way of saying its better to be first then to be better. I like it that way. And Murphy was actually so right because a lot of things do go wrong in my life, but you know what..? Im not totally wrong either bcos Im breathing satisfaction every time. And yes, I get to cross the finishing line sooner than later too, never mind the bruises.



Release date: 23 September, 2003

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 Lean on me...

If there is one thing I could change about myself, it would be my reservations about...(oopss!), err..I think its going to be about my willingness to...hmm, no, not that one either. It has to be my self-consciousness about.....err. Ah nvm, I have a lot more than just one, damn!.

But one day Im just going to quit being a transit point for people in transit. I just aint that. I dont know what makes them think Im their solace or relief but they just keep coming, and then going and then coming again?. But then again, isnt that what being frens is all about. A fren in need...? But when u r stuck in the middle between 2 frens, where do u go? You cant run...you cant ignore...and for sure you cant hide.

But as long as they know, that in the end they still have to make their own, they can lean on me. No problem.

Hey, u ladies read about that kahwin misyar thing..? Marrying a woman without having to be responsible for them (save for sex)...??? Is it my eyes or my brain..?

They even get one Sheikh Al-Azhar to confirm that it is legal. What is going on?? Dont they have sisters, daughters? I think there are turning this into one pathetic joke, really. And I cant figure out where the hell they are going with this..? Im clueless.

U ladies should stand up..

Release date: 23 February, 1996

Thursday, June 01, 2006 Remembering marriage - mine

I was never really staggered by grief but the shame and the stigma when it was all over is still very much a part of me. All mind.

She was a great friend, and still is, but we had a different concept of what marriage was all about and I think thats what killed the marriage off. I was seing myself metamorphed into somebody I dont know and I m quite certain she was feeling the same way too. Our first mistake was, we built expectations. We were pulled into expectations drawn by the society, of what husband and wife should or shouldnt be. Maybe we had options but we never really weighted them. At the height of it all, all I wanted was for her to be my great friend again, and I got that.

I dont know whether Im having any depression or not, but up until now, I dont feel like going into marriage ever again, no more wading through that. Not that there were no laughs in my wedding but there were a lot of pain vs nobility, compassion vs generosity and a lot of difficult decisions on whats to be done with lives, ours and others.

Now ~ I get to be me again, all me. Good or bad, I feel great being me. Hoho..does that sound like denial..? trying to convince that everything is OK now. Maybe, I dont know. But of course I miss her.

Release date: 08 October, 2002